Marriage equality hero Dennis Herrera.

Whether you like it or not, Gavin Newsom’s campaign for marriage equality has been a controlled performance from the get-go.

Gavin took no position on marriage equality during his first run for Mayor in 2003, but his main opponent did.

When Newsom and his political consultants realized that many LGBT leaders and activists didn’t support his first Mayoral campaign, Gavin realized he needed to win them over with his budding political career.

Gavin bought the idea for same sex marriage from his paid political consultant Eric Jaye, the PG&E money maker.

So, the man-child mayor isn’t this story’s real hero — he’s just the pretty face and hair.

The real hero of marriage equality is this guy San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera and his legal team in the City Attorney’s office.

If you live outside the city you’ve probably never heard of Dennis the Civil Rights Menace:

The mayor may get all the credit, or blame, for pushing the marriage-equality issue before the Supreme Court, but the person who deserves it—San Francisco’s real Marrying Man—is Herrera.

Seems that the brain of Gavin W. Bush is actually in the office of his paid political consultant and the city attorney’s office.

Dear Gavin, we've got your back. Love, PG&E.

Gavin loves to talk green.  “Look at the green garden I planted in front of City Hall.”  Pretty!  “Look at my hybrid SUV.” Gee whiz!

Now look at this awesome project with no scientific efficacy whatsoever.  “My corporate money maker PG&E told me to support it.  They said they’d give me sum more money…”

I love you PG&E!

PG&E then paid for Gavin’s new twitter facebook friends to get drunk at his party.

You know, so the the young kids will think he’s cool.  AT&T ponied up some money too.  $100,000 total.

Gavin is a tool of corporate interests, especially PG&E.

As blogger Bob Brigham wrote in 2008:

Siding with PG&E against the Sierra Club and opposing the San Francisco Clean Energy Act on this year’s ballot is a clear indication Mayor Newsom has no plans on winning the Democrat nomination for Governor in 2010….siding with PG&E against the Sierra Club to oppose Clean Energy is about the worst thing you can do.”

Gavin is as green as hell is cold.  If you believe in hell, I mean.

Newsom wants more nuclear power plants in CA.

Calitics — Gavin Greenwash opposed Proposition H in the 2008 November election, which would have directed the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission to figure out how to provide clean and renewable energy to the city.

Gavin joined his major donor PG&E to fight the Sierra Club on the Clean Energy Act.

Pacific Gas & Electric Co. hired Newsom’s chief political strategist, Eric Jaye, to lead the multimillion dollar campaign to defeat the measure.

San Franciscans should be ashamed that they have a mayor who is greenwashing and gay-washing his way to the governor’s mansion.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.