I Love You Gavin Newsom » hair gel

Why do you wear your hair that way?

pond — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:00:37 +0000

Why?

Gavin really wants me

pond — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:29:38 +0000

Mary Van Note is inspired to make changes in her career when she realizes the object of her romantic obsessions, Mayor Gavin Newsom, would never bang a deli working loser. A personal banker, maybe.

The Mary Van Note Show

Extra greasy

pond — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:08:42 +0000

I’m not sure why I laugh everytime I watch this silly video.

Maybe it’s the foley. Maybe I’m shallow. Mmmmm, probably.

Anyway, you have to admit that it’s all about the hair with this greaser.

Magic crown of hair

otis — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:50:59 +0000

"See my pretty shiny greasy hair?"

In the magical and pretty peopled world that Gavin Newsom occupies, his hair is his crown.

So, he likes to keep it clean. And real. So real in fact, his hair gets news coverage.

When he was down in LA LA land touching base with money whores and the like, he did a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest.

Who asked him, “what is that greasy ass shit in your slick shiny hair that would suffocate a pod of 100 blue whales?”

L’Oreal,” Newsom responded. “And it’s the Clean Gel. It’s the Total Control Clean Gel, because they’ve got seven or eight products, and the other ones don’t work.

“I’m talking to a metrosexual,” Seacrest marveled. If Gavin were a TV personality, he’d be Seacrest. Oh, wait.