"I recommend Roundup for all your gardening needs."

I love a good a policy idea without details and a budget.

It’s called a press release.

During a major fiscal crisis in San Francisco, Gavin thinks now is a good time to legislate “healthy eating.”

The Chronicle writes that many of the details for his eating idea have yet to be worked out including how much it will cost.

Newsom bristled when asked how it would be funded because there’s no money to implement the food policy.

This is classic Gavin. Get a great idea! Write a press release. Issue press release. Tweet about it! But never a plan, never money and never accountability.

Turns out that the man-child mayor’s idea may take some getting used to.

Michael Summers, who operates a hot dog stand in Civic Center Plaza that contracts with the city, said the dogs made of tofu don’t sell nearly as well as the old-fashioned meat kind.  That was evidenced by the line of people ordering hot dogs just after noon – and not a tofu order among them.

Gavin Newsom just loves to govern by press releases.

Mmmm… delicious, tasy government!

Gavin's "green" ride costs $58,000 and gets 18.4 MPG.

Gavin Newsom is using the San Francisco MUNI budget to balance his massive budget deficit.

Gavin is raising public transit fares and cutting service lines while he drives his SUV around.

SF Streetsblog writes that this has left a lot of transit riders and advocates pissed off and feeling rejected.

But, these bus- and cycle-riding folks are doing something creative about their collective pain. My favorite is this blog Where’s Gavin?

He’s in his gas-guzzling hybrid SUV — that’s where!

Dear Gavin, we've got your back. Love, PG&E.

Gavin loves to talk green.  “Look at the green garden I planted in front of City Hall.”  Pretty!  “Look at my hybrid SUV.” Gee whiz!

Now look at this awesome project with no scientific efficacy whatsoever.  “My corporate money maker PG&E told me to support it.  They said they’d give me sum more money…”

I love you PG&E!

PG&E then paid for Gavin’s new twitter facebook friends to get drunk at his party.

You know, so the the young kids will think he’s cool.  AT&T ponied up some money too.  $100,000 total.

Gavin is a tool of corporate interests, especially PG&E.

As blogger Bob Brigham wrote in 2008:

Siding with PG&E against the Sierra Club and opposing the San Francisco Clean Energy Act on this year’s ballot is a clear indication Mayor Newsom has no plans on winning the Democrat nomination for Governor in 2010….siding with PG&E against the Sierra Club to oppose Clean Energy is about the worst thing you can do.”

Gavin is as green as hell is cold.  If you believe in hell, I mean.

Gavin Newsom's new green jobs.

Gavin W. Bush is now employing Rovian tactics to make sure the bad smells of his wretched leadership don’t pollute the rest of the state.

It’s weird, but people get angry about toxic waste in their backyards.  In America, that probably means you are poor and are a person of color.  Right?

At town hall meetings these poisoned denizens sometimes raise their voices, ask pointed and unforgiving questions, and generally make a scene for the cameras.  This isn’t good when you are running for governor.

Newsom’s audience was asked to write down their queries. That allowed Newsom to read the cards — and effectively sidestep the Bayview (toxic dust) protesters who in recent meetings have aimed to dominate the discussion on their issue.

The solution to these pesky black folks?  Hire extra security to shut them out and screen their questions, and figure out the political retribution.

What’s next, a loyalty oath to follow Gavin on Twitter?

Newsom wants more nuclear power plants in CA.

Calitics — Gavin Greenwash opposed Proposition H in the 2008 November election, which would have directed the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission to figure out how to provide clean and renewable energy to the city.

Gavin joined his major donor PG&E to fight the Sierra Club on the Clean Energy Act.

Pacific Gas & Electric Co. hired Newsom’s chief political strategist, Eric Jaye, to lead the multimillion dollar campaign to defeat the measure.

San Franciscans should be ashamed that they have a mayor who is greenwashing and gay-washing his way to the governor’s mansion.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.