A while back, Mayor Gavin had an affair with the wife of his best friend and campaign manager, Alex Tourk.  Guess he never heard the line “don’t dip your pen in the company inkwell” — “don’t fish off the company pier” is one of my favorites.

…deep down smart voters suspect this: You’re probably just a frat boy.

Schtupped your best friend’s wife while she worked for you in your office?

The man code be broken now.

"A fresh mint Mohito drink really can cover the scent of alcohol on your breath."

Do you know how you can tell Gavin Newsom is a celebrity?

When Newsom got into media trouble for sleeping with his best friend’s wife he blamed his shameful behavior on the booze.

In blaming a substance and not himself, Newsom joins this creep in avoiding responsibility.

All of this is comically ironic as alcohol is what Gavin built his business life upon. Good times!

So he does a mea culpa spin job, and then enters “drive-through rehab” which would make any sober 12-stepper scoff.

Gavin Newsom stopped short of calling himself an alcoholic. “I don’t need to drink wine, and I don’t think it’s helpful right now,” he said.

Um, right.

Gavin Newsom only likes to answer questions that make him look really really good.

Having an affair with your best friend’s wife, blaming alcohol, and then walking away when a reporter asks a question about it?

Guess he is still working on the 10th step.