NEWS

Gavin Newsom as reported in the mainstream media.

Goodbye Gavin

Goodbye Gavin

Like a king without a castle — like a queen without a throne — it’s time to say goodbye to lame duck mayor Gavin Newsom.

Permanent Aloha

Permanent Aloha

How do you explain the mayor acting like a spoiled child who didn’t get his way now running away from his job and San Francisco?

FAIL: Gavin Newsom Campaign For Governor

FAIL: Gavin Newsom Campaign For Governor

Gavin Newsom’s decision to abandon his bid for governor has saved us from having to come up with month’s more loving tributes.

Twitter’s unlawful Newsom contribution

Twitter’s unlawful Newsom contribution

Gavin Newsom gets high (numbers) with a little help from his (Twitter) friends. In reality, he’s just a twitter twat.

FAIL: Campaign logo contest

FAIL: Campaign logo contest

I’m thinking this logo-picking PR stunt might have been a good idea *before* Gavin Newsom actually started campaigning.

Newsom to quit governor’s race

Newsom to quit governor’s race

Citing poor showing in polls and lack of fundraising traction, sources say that Newsom for California is a campaign ship about to sink.

More flash than substance

More flash than substance

Gavin Newsom is focusing more on self-aggrandizement and personal publicity than solving the city’s myriad problems sources say.

Mr. Unfavorable

Mr. Unfavorable

In a room with Jerry Brown, Meg Whitman, Steve Poizner, and Tom Campbell — Gavin Newsom is hated the most.

Newsom just lost his brain

Newsom just lost his brain

Critics and supporters of the mayor say Gavin Newsom has just lost the brains behind his City Hall administration. Uh oh.

Abandon Ship!

Abandon Ship!

If Gavin was a speed boat headed to the Governor’s mansion, his aides would stay on. Now all they see is a ship headed for an iceberg.