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Goodbye Gavin
Like a king without a castle — like a queen without a throne — it’s time to say goodbye to lame duck mayor Gavin Newsom.
The mayor who wasn’t there
Newsom has been out of the state about 280 days since he was first elected, according to calendars and other official documents.
Gavin not gay
Whether you like it or not, Gavin Newsom used the pain of discrimination against gays to advance his political career.
Gavin Greenwash
Gavin supports ocean wave energy which is adamantly opposed by environmentalists, but supported by his major donor PG&E.
Twitter twat
Announcing that you are running for governor on Twitter doesn’t make you tech savvy, neither does San Francisco’s broken IT department.
Richie Rich
Gavin Newsom has reaped huge financial benefits from his ties to old money and power — particularly billionaire Gordon P. Getty.
Magic crown of hair
In the magical and pretty-peopled world that Gavin Newsom occupies, his hair is his crown. So, he likes to keep it clean and really real.
Alcoholic Synonymous
When Gavin Newsom got into media trouble for sleeping with his best friend’s wife — he blamed his shameful behavior on booze.
Cocaine smells nice
The cocaine rumor became public after Newsom admitted to having an affair with an aide who also was his best friend’s wife.
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