It's a big long shadow to try to out run.
Told you so.
We wrote that the Fresh Prince of San Francisco would quit the Governor’s race by this fall Halloween.
People thought we were sniffing too much L’Oreal hair gel and that we were conspiracy theorists.
But we knew from the start that Gavin Newsom had no statewide political legs.
Plus, our sources were deep and proper. You wouldn’t believe how many of his former friends and supporters were willing to talk to us.
According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Gavin Newsom pulled out because of family.
Where have I heard that one before?
It’s all kind of bittersweet when you think about it.
Today, in celebration, all of us here at I Love You Gavin Newsom would like to dedicate this song to Gavin Newsom, whose decision to abandon his bid for governor has saved us from having to come up with at least seven more months of loving tributes.
I love you Gavin Newsom!
High five. High FUCKING FIVE.
But now my “gogavinnewsom.com” site is dead. Well sorta.