"Gavin, you've been practicing your eye contact..."
By now you’ve heard the news that former two-term U.S. president Bill Clinton is endorsing two-term San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom.
When you think about it, it makes perfect sense – they are both accomplished two-timers.
But this political romance is more about Clinton’s hate of Jerry Brown, than his affectation for the man-child mayor. Or so says conventional wisdom.
Sure, Newsom endorsed Hillary before she lost to my main man, B. But even I don’t think that’s enough political skin to earn an ounce of flesh from WJC.
No, I’m sure Bill Clinton finally saw the opportunity to fuck over his 1992 nemesis. That’s what got the former president to unzip for this endorsement.
But it ain’t no thing.
Clinton will host maybe two-fundraising events for Newsom and maybe raise one or two million bucks for the Gavinator from Hollyweird. That’s not even enough scrillah for a fair game of catch up in the money race.
After the fundraisers, Clinton won’t waste political capital on the SS Gavin Newsom.
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