Hey buddy, can you spare a smell?
It’s been a slow August around here.
That’s because Gavin Newsom hasn’t been in San Francisco, while some of his press release ideas have failed. Just another typical month in the City by the Bay.
To recap the August smells of summer:
– Gavin Newsom is merely a dick, not a criminal. Or so says a legal expert about a city attorney memo Gavin leaked to the media about San Francisco’s sanctuary city policy.
– Why did Gavin go to Chicago to raise money and talk to ignorant young voters outside of CA? Newsom must now think he’s the white Barack Obama.
– PG&E Wave Power is dead in northern California. This “green” Gavin press release idea actually destroys the environment. Common sense prevails!
– Gavin doesn’t have solid support for the Governor’s race. Some recent polls show that the man-child mayor may never realize his fantasy of being the Gavinator.
Will September bring news of his gubernatorial campaign shutting down?
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