Magic crown of hair

"See my pretty shiny greasy hair?"

In the magical and pretty peopled world that Gavin Newsom occupies, his hair is his crown.

So, he likes to keep it clean.  And real.  So real in fact, his hair gets news coverage.

When he was down in LA LA land touching base with money whores and the like, he did a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest.

Who asked him, “what is that greasy ass shit in your slick shiny hair that would suffocate a pod of 100 blue whales?”

L’Oreal,” Newsom responded. “And it’s the Clean Gel. It’s the Total Control Clean Gel, because they’ve got seven or eight products, and the other ones don’t work.

“I’m talking to a metrosexual,” Seacrest marveled.  If Gavin were a TV personality, he’d be Seacrest.  Oh, wait.