A while back, Mayor Gavin had an affair with the wife of his best friend and campaign manager, Alex Tourk. Guess he never heard the line “don’t dip your pen in the company inkwell” — “don’t fish off the company pier” is one of my favorites.
…deep down smart voters suspect this: You’re probably just a frat boy.
Schtupped your best friend’s wife while she worked for you in your office?
The man code be broken now.


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