Alcoholic Synonymous

"A fresh mint Mohito drink really can cover the scent of alcohol on your breath."

Do you know how you can tell Gavin Newsom is a celebrity?

When Newsom got into media trouble for sleeping with his best friend’s wife he blamed his shameful behavior on the booze.

In blaming a substance and not himself, Newsom joins this creep in avoiding responsibility.

All of this is comically ironic as alcohol is what Gavin built his business life upon. Good times!

So he does a mea culpa spin job, and then enters “drive-through rehab” which would make any sober 12-stepper scoff.

Gavin Newsom stopped short of calling himself an alcoholic. “I don’t need to drink wine, and I don’t think it’s helpful right now,” he said.

Um, right.